Tesco's automated shop assistant being less than helpful

“Unknown item in bagging area: please remove item from bagging area … Item removed from bagging area: please return item to bagging area to continue.”

“Technically, it’s swine flu. But we call it H1N1 because the hashtag’s shorter.”
Genius. And neatly highlights the fragility of non-human-readable tags.

“Technically, it’s swine flu. But we call it H1N1 because the hashtag’s shorter.”

Genius. And neatly highlights the fragility of non-human-readable tags.

A dog hugging a baby. Aw.
(Clicking it will take you to the original image, which you can then enlarge.)

A dog hugging a baby. Aw.

(Clicking it will take you to the original image, which you can then enlarge.)

I guess they’re sold then.

I guess they’re sold then.

chrisunitt:

discodrive:

mudgeroonie:

pileofpiratebones:

teddy64:

This video is extremely entertaining. Please watch all the way through. I promise it will be a favorite.

I almost died from laughter, this is amazing.

Awesome catchy tune!

‘School Closed’. Another crap graphic sign that is pretty meaningless without the text.
(Thanks to Anna Williams for spotting this.)

‘School Closed’. Another crap graphic sign that is pretty meaningless without the text.

(Thanks to Anna Williams for spotting this.)

Arboretum in Cannon Hill Park, Birmingham; looking uncharacteristically light and orderly.

Arboretum in Cannon Hill Park, Birmingham; looking uncharacteristically light and orderly.

A blue plaque I spotted in Oxford and thought Jon Bounds might like it. According to Wikipedia it’s located in St Helen’s Passage. Poor St Helen.
It reads:
“Oxfordshire Blue Plaques Board
Jane BurdenMrs William Morris1839 - 1914Pre-Raphaelite Muse and EmbroidererWas born in a dwelling in this passage19th October 1839
William Morris Society”

A blue plaque I spotted in Oxford and thought Jon Bounds might like it. According to Wikipedia it’s located in St Helen’s Passage. Poor St Helen.

It reads:

“Oxfordshire Blue Plaques Board

Jane Burden
Mrs William Morris
1839 - 1914
Pre-Raphaelite Muse and Embroiderer
Was born in a dwelling in this passage
19th October 1839

William Morris Society”